"Justin T. Westbrook" (justintylerwestbrook)
08/02/2015 at 18:24 • Filed to: INCONCLUSIVE, JALOPNIK, MATE PETRANY, JOKE, YOUTUBE, VIDEO, Citroën C4 Cactus
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"Justin T. Westbrook" (justintylerwestbrook)
08/02/2015 at 18:24 • Filed to: INCONCLUSIVE, JALOPNIK, MATE PETRANY, JOKE, YOUTUBE, VIDEO, Citroën C4 Cactus | 4
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Jalopnik’s resident European contributor Máté Petrány uploaded a video Sunday “testing” the controversial “air bumps” of a Citroën C4 Cactus CUV.
This unadvertised and unannounced video was probably conceptualized after or in result of Máté Petrány’s recent Jalopnik preview of the vehicle, in which users submitted what they would like to know about the vehicle featured while in Máté’s possession.
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While the test could be deemed perfectly valid, some may claim that it was not extensive enough. The hypothesis seemed to be “Can the air bumps of a Cactus CUV withstand the beating of a (small) hammer”, while the question should have been “How much force is required defeat the Cactus CUV’s air bump feature and cause extensive damage to the vehicle”.
The Jalopnik author has yet to reply to no requests for comment.
Other mysterious and / or questionable Máté Petrány content:
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Tapas
> Justin T. Westbrook
08/02/2015 at 19:18 |
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Watching this video made me really think...is there anything on the internet that I cannot masterbate to?
jkm7680
> Justin T. Westbrook
08/02/2015 at 19:21 |
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The Cactus is a great car for an urban environment with street parking and tight streets. Door dings won’t hurt you and the occasional bump from teh rear won’t do any extensive damage besides maybe some minor scarring to the bumpers. If I was living in Europe in a crowded area and wanted to keep up a car in nice condition, I’d get a Cactus.
BJ
> Justin T. Westbrook
08/02/2015 at 20:27 |
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“Beating” from a small hammer? More like gentle tickles. C’mon Mate, give’er a real swing!
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Justin T. Westbrook
> BJ
08/02/2015 at 20:35 |
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Right? Why would Citroën offer Jalopnik a test vehicle if they didn’t want them to smack the shit out of it? Where’s the sledgehammer (if those are even legal in Europe)?
Birddog
> Justin T. Westbrook
08/02/2015 at 21:32 |
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Jalopnik hasn’t learned from the Patrick George “Camaro incident”.
Press cars and Hammers should never meet.
pjhusa
> Justin T. Westbrook
08/02/2015 at 22:21 |
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I want this car.
Klaus Schmoll
> Justin T. Westbrook
08/03/2015 at 07:31 |
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Damnit. Whenever I see a Cactus in the wild I want to do this. This doesn’t make it easier.
Frank Grimes
> Justin T. Westbrook
11/30/2015 at 14:36 |
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Is that some kind of euro hammer?